Short Notes: No, I Don’t Want A Leg Lamp For Christmas

Jose Vilson Short Notes

Leg Lamp

Leg Lamp

A few notes:

Most of you reading this are probably asking yourselves, what could Jose Vilson probably want for Christmas? Not that you’re actually looking to buy anything for me, but most people can probably tell the type of person someone is by the gifts they get. For example, I got my girlfriend a ******** and some ******* because she’s not that flashy, but she likes things classy (you really think I was going to tell you?)

Nonetheless, besides this convenient list I left on my sidebar (try here), I want this for Christmas:

1. World Peace (duh)

World Peace

World Peace

2. This guy’s shoe

Muntadhar al-Zaidi

Muntadhar al-Zaidi

3. Tickets to this

New Yankee Stadium

New Yankee Stadium

4. Better yet, tickets to this

Inauguration Site Closed for Construction

Inauguration Site Closed for Construction

5. This, though I’m going to invest in one eventually

Macbook Pro

Macbook Pro

6. Can’t ever have too much of this (ever)

Loud Sex

Loud Sex

7. Or this

Vacation

Vacation

8. A relief from this

Classroom

Classroom

9. Whatever you get, just don’t get me the leg lamp.

What do YOU want for Christmas?!

___________________________

Jose, who regrets not shopping for Christmas earlier, but loves the online stuff.

BTW, this guy

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown

is a much better symbol for my Christmases than this guy.

Santa

Santa

Any day.